"Polygamy"- means having more than one wife or husband at the same time. this is the definition that i have copied directly from my cellphone dictionary. i know most of you would think of polygamy as having more than one wife and also if you observe the definition stated it describes the "wife" aspect first. May be it was unintentional. but then i'll give you a Gen -X outlook at polygamy. so we'll need to handle both issues one by one.
More than one wife:-
1) Advantages:- You would enjoy some variety in your sex life(i couldn't have been more sober).
- You will never put on weight because the amount of calories you burn while having sex will eventually compensate.
- Population explosion will be taken care of(well, we could use a few homosexuals in this country for that matter;))
- There are more earning members so the family can afford to live a luxurious life. hey, atleast the children wont starve.
- The daily chores are taken care of.
- You will not have to worry about money management because women are far better than the grocer in that case.
- In case one of the wives die, runs away, demands divorce or is hospitalized the family will still run smoothly.
- The husband and children can relish the variety in cuisine.
- Children can benefit from the extra guidance and support from all their mothers.
2) Disadvantages:- Scheduling your nights will become necessary.(Sorry guys, you cant have multiple erections so rapidly)
-Husbands will need to remember so many names, birthdays and wedding anniversaries.
-It would be a major disaster if all your wives unite, however, it would be a disaster even if they fought among themselves.
- Toddlers would have a hard time remembering the names of all the 'mothers'.
-Children would have a tough time selecting a bride or groom for themselves as women niggle in these situations.
- Shopping is an insatiable passion for women. however, there is a propensity to spend their husbands income or expect their husbands to gift them.
- your mother will find it difficult to have a favourite daughter-in- law
More than one husband:
i kinda have a dilemma here. having more than one husband is not an issue but according to all communities, women are supposed to live with their husbands. Obviously, if we continue this trend, women will have a harder time then men as they'll need to travel a lot unless they find men living in same colony. but then again they would'n want one husband peeping through his window at their other husband's house while they act naughty;)
lets assume we are able to change the trend and now the husband goes to the wife's house.
Advantages:
- women can achieve multiple orgasms. so they'll have an excellent sex life. variety is the spice of life and fulfillment is achievable for her as she always has alternatives.
- men never argue over petty issues. so more than one man in the house will not be a trouble.
- if one husband falls ill, dies or elopes with another man or woman, the family still remains flourished.
- if you are a housewife, you will have multiple finances to your shopping.
-some of the best known chefs around the globe are men, so the probability remains of you hitting the jackpot.
- population explosion is better curbed as compared to having multiple wives.
Disadvantages:
- men usually engage in conversations over politics, current issues and business which can keep them engaged for hours as compared to women who can be kept occupied by gossip.
-it would be a disaster if a couple of your husbands turn gay. you will end up facing heavy losses. this wont be the case with multiple wives due to the fact that women cannot stay in harmony unless they are sisters. also, the spice of variety is better longed for by men than women.
this was the best i could come up with. i am sure i have missed out on petty issues but the issues mentioned here are unavoidable in ones married life. in case you are longing for multiple life partners, the above points can help your thought.
